Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Still Working on it...

I tried to work on my post from the weekend, but the photo thingy wasn't uploading last night. To keep you coming back for more, I give you this, from my MIL:

Dear IRS,

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22 .00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer

2 comments:

Lora said...

That's a hoot! Thanks for making me smile :)

KCsMom said...

Yes Yes yes!
I love it! You tell em Christina! IRS is nothing but a bunch of greedy bas****s!